I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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