ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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