all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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