He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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