Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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