I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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