It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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