i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
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Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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