Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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