dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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