made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
People in love make me want to vomit
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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