You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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