we have pet lesbian snakes
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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