Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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