apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
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I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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