i think my mom watched the whole time
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
