It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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