I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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