Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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