So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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