somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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