I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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