I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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