Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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