What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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