Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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