my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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