My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize