scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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