i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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