Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
This is my gift to your gina
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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