I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
operation have a gay friend backfired
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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