David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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