Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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