Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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