She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
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It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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