so explain again why im purple
no
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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