1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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