I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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