Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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