Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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