The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
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I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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