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I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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