That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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