i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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