It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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