these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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