Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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