after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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