why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
no you cant smoke seaweed
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
