Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
