Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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