i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
