im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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