Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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