Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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