Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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